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Mitt Mop

The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.
Julio was about to go down on Stacey, until he realized that she had an outrageous mitt mop.
by mittlord89 November 30, 2009
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Mitt Romney 2012

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said
I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012
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Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?
Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."
by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012
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mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt
Last night she gave me the best mitt job!
by Newport Joe August 6, 2008
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Mitt Romney

Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008
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Mitt Romney

by Kenny Genius February 27, 2011
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Mitt Romney

To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring
Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?
by SaturnChicVT February 10, 2015
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