Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009

Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

by jonesberger February 5, 2019

Northwest Mansion Mystery

S2E10 of Gravity Falls.

Pacifica Northwest recruits Dipper Pines to help rid of the Northwest Mansion of a ghost before he wreaks havoc on her fancy party.

Also the episode where Dipcifica became a possibily Canon ship.

Northwest Mansion Mystery is my favorite episode of Gravity Falls.

by Dipcifica4Life March 23, 2021

Ur sister is a mister

An insult meaning that your sister is actually a transgender man. This insult is so rare it has only been said by 4 people and was buried in the Egyptian pyramids to never see the light of day.

Guy: ur mum gay
You take out a golden box
Guy: Holy fuck hold on man I was just joking please don’t do this
You: Ur sister is a MISTER
World explodes

by RegimeoftheGalactic March 14, 2018

mystery chin

The mysterious, previously unnoticed beginnings of a second chin that show up in pictures of you around the holidays. Typically caused by excessive eating and an abnormally high number of pictures being taken of you. Often only noticed in photographs by the owner of the mystery chin.

Despite being the only one to notice her mystery chin, Alice immediately began binge dieting after seeing this year's holiday pictures.

by AwesomedOne December 31, 2009

mystery zone

The anus.

It was only the third date, but Drew was determined to enter Linda's mystery zone.

by Chiko81 December 30, 2011

hey mister

A phrase used when you're a loli vampire mistress who wants to have a sex with a Japanese mister

hey mister, do you want to have sex?

by deb00 November 21, 2018