minger

Basically minger is an ugly person!

To be a minger you need to be:

(fat, retard, just plain ugly and have big, bushy eye-brows!)

These are not my opinions so don't shout at me >_>

Oh wat a minger, mate!
Yesh she is fat, a retard, just plain ugly and has big, bushy eye-brows!

Lol sossie! (Harriet clarke - jk)

by Flora Veale August 06, 2005

minger

the ugliest person i know. she is the definition of smelly and fat and is terrible at netball. lazy and ungrateful, a minger sleeps and eats more than anything else. you'd rather saw off your own foot than dare walking closer to her

wow that erin girl is such a minger!

by erinchappleisgay June 14, 2010

Minger

a minger is some one who is butt ugly in every way. someone who gives you unpleasent shivers of the spine makes your skin crawl. just plain ewwww.

Collins; On the page, OK, he's pretty bad. In the flesh, he's all-time king of the mingers!

by LIA FAN August 29, 2009

Minger

A minger is someone who,
Smells a lot like mouldy poo,
Her face resembles an anal hole,
You wouldn't stick her with ur pole!!!

"Ming, Ming...Ming, MIng" Damn it my girlfriend is ringing!!!

by Bling! February 06, 2004

Minger

A(Seemingly Ugly) Chick that you fuck(drunk, sober, otherwise), yet in the morning you would not tell your friends because she is ugly.

Also see Dinger- A Damn good Minger

Lets go get a minger

by thewood September 06, 2003

Minger

A motorcycle stunt done by riding on the rear wheel while the front tyre is raised in the air. A Wheelie.
Mingers are bad MmmmK? (Klink)

This dude just busted out a stand up Minger the entire way over the Mount Henry Bridge,it was awesome.
The Gixxer thou,a pure bred Minger Machine.

by Tazmanian May 06, 2007

minger

Someone who is facially inept, fat, retarded, or ugly in any other kind of way. Also see - minging and ming

Closely relates to munter

"oh my god, look at that minging bird"

"that fat chick is a complete minger"

"oh boy, she mings"

by Kathie<3 April 09, 2004