Milftary

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.

Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.

by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010

Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.

Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.

by KailuaKid January 25, 2022

American Military University

A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.

Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."

by Justin Elmo December 13, 2014

Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.

I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.

by Lady Roses June 3, 2009

MILFIA

Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.

Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.

by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011

military luxury

A way of saying there is little to no luxury, like most military vehicles have.

It's no where near as luxurious as a Mercedes, but it will get you from point A to point B, and it is better than walking. Mostly relates to vehicles.

Person 1:"The seats on your car are uncomfortable, and don't have any padding. The AC and the Heater do not work. It Rides very rough and it is very confined and dark in here."
Person 2:"hey that's military luxury for you."

by I do stuff sometimes April 23, 2014

military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.

person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust

by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018