Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
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Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.
He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
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Get the Mike Dyson mug.One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.
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Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
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