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Stephenie Meyer

A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:

Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . .
by Sympilton October 28, 2008
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Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.
Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?
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stephanie meyer

the reason why muse fans that hate twilight can't listen to supermassive black hole anymore
by IwishyouwereneverbornSM August 30, 2009
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Meyn

Replaces, "Me and"
Meyn my friend went....
Meyn Jon are going...
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Meylani

She is one of the nicest person you know! She is her own person and has her own style. She is a kind, funny, and a little bit aggressive (not physically) if you really know her. She is also always looking for a way to help people.She is an animal lover as well! She is more on the popular side in school and still has good grades! Lastly she is a cutie and will probably steal your man ;)
I’m fine, Meylani helped me
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Meycee

Meycee is a name for someone who is well-rounded. This individual aspires to become the best that she can possibly be while being committed in making a difference to the world around her.
Meycee is a very dedicated individual.
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Stephenie Meyer

The author that has made the most epic fail in the history of English Literature.

Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.

Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.

Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".

FINALLY...

Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Twilighter #1: Lyk OMG! Edward Cullen is so great! These books are great! Stephenie Meyer iz great!

Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!

Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!

Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!

.... It goes on and on and on....
by xxcool-kidxx February 25, 2009
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