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The Fonzie Method

The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.
Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.
by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012
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The Shotgun Method

The method of hooking up (generally used in by males) by talking to a large number of people of the opposite sex, trying to hook up with them. From the large number of tries the chances are high for at least one hookup to succeed. It can also have a bad effect on the person using the method if all of the potential hookups reject or fail.
Me: How is George, man?

Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.

Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.
by WhoKnowsXD May 21, 2019
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Methdesto

Modesto, California. The 209.

Methamphetamine capital of the world.
Up in Methdesto we got every drug there is.
by Jaynik May 25, 2008
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Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.
On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.
by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011
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methematician

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.
1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."
by frownandpops July 1, 2010
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mehedi

mehedi is a person who is calm and smart, yet does not try hard in life. he gets many girls due to his good looks, however only focuses his time on chasing money. he also has a great sense of humour and is cheeky
Girl 1: that guy there is cute
Girl 2: don't bother trying, he's a mehedi
by katiehoppkins September 10, 2020
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the krista method

The act of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything
Want to post that hot ass cameo but you don't think people will like it? Fuck it! Use the Krista method
by Krista the potato :) January 13, 2017
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