A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.
Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
by pattersfb October 21, 2010
A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.
by Poop Loop May 16, 2012
by Coolio365 December 22, 2013
by SupersizedWithADietSoda February 07, 2010
A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
by 'shwar January 03, 2011
1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...
by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010