Jim’s Mowing

A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”

Father Jim is the founder of the Religion knowns as Jim’s Mowing

by Fedora Stoat July 19, 2019

Mowing the Air

A popular phrase used on the sitcom Trailer Park Boys. Taken to indicate a huge waste of time in the face of work.

Matt: Hey Jack, hows that philosophy paper going?

Jack: I don't even know man, I've been mowing the air hard all day today.

by IamTheLiquor April 30, 2011

Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.

Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...

by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011

Luna Meowington

The best cat anyone could have asked for. Such a beautiful creature and will always be remembered as the girl I loved most in the world. 26/01/17 - 06/09/22

Luna Meowington was such a beautiful girl and will always be remembered as the sweetest little kitten.

by rip luna September 6, 2022

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

by FDPatton July 13, 2012

Meowning

A blend of "meow" and "morning", meaning "Good morning".

"Meowning, have a good day."

by Mussira January 16, 2017

mewing

Mewing is the the practice of using proper tongue posture to improve facial beauty and fix malocclusion of the teeth. The term ‘Mewing’ is a play off of Mike Mew’s name aka God, the man credited for spreading the good knowledge of the tropic premise. The tropic premise consists of having teeth together, lips together, and tongue on the roof of the mouth. Only through the use of all three, one can rise up out the ashes of lonely inceldom and move closer to chadliness.

Mirer: „How‘d you get such a good looking face?“

Chad: „I‘ve been mewing for one year bro.“

by @Mewinglifestyle May 22, 2019