pimp meister

The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'

Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007

Steeze Meister

Style and Ease Master, you have good taste and knowledge of fashion without acting like a faggot, yet you still are seen as fucken' esh and no one wants to mess with you

Fuck Elliot is the Steeze Meister! He is such a sick cunt, he must be a fan of Capital Steeze on Facebook

by SteezKing1er January 14, 2013

Rizz meister

A person of any gender that has massive amount of rizz but is done in a jester-esque way, this sexy individual will sweep you off your feet with their jingle bell poulaines and take you to the land of giggles

That guy is such a rizz meister!

by Exceptional g October 7, 2023

Hang-Meister

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.

Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!

by Lumber man January 22, 2010

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.

Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.

by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020

Sybille(meister)

Sybille is the name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world. Often compared to an angel because she lights up the darkest of times, and makes people feel instantly better by just being around them. It is hard to imagine life without this person. Whoever has a chance to be with her should savor every second, of every minute of every hour. She is very creative, funny, easy going and also creates the best art the world has seen since Da Vinci.

You know that Gleb(meister) guy? He loves Sybille(meister).

by PrigaetNaKrishe January 11, 2009