medic girlfriend 

A person who plays medic in tf2, however they will only heal a single person (often solder or heavy) to the point where the kritzkrieg or medigun is sticking out of his boyfriends mouth.

Medic boyfriends are often hated due to her not providing healing to the rest of the team.

They are usually tryhards and complain whenever they don’t get an easy kill assist.

Demoman at 2hp: MEDIC!!!
Medic girlfriend: No

medic girlfriend by OreganoMeme October 17, 2020

Medic Main 

A TF2 player who spends the most time playing Medic. These people are often really good at spreading heals evenly, charging Übercharge, and are generallya really chill person to talk to.

Medic Main: *Enters a server and completely dominates it*
Everyone else: Holy crap... How'd they top the scoreboard each game!?

Medic Main by DogOfSwords January 11, 2020

Medic-Sitter 

The individual, often an EMT, partnered with the paramedic who is responsible for fixing their mistakes and ensuring that the paramedic stays on task when caring for the patient, completing paperwork, and transferring patient care at the hospital.

Responsibilities of the medic sitter often include; reminding the paramedic to clock in, ensuring the paramedic is well fed and caffeinated, keeping track of patient paperwork, reminding the paramedic of the patient's name, remembering the stretcher at the hospital, reminding the paramedic that they are not in fact god, disposing of sharps properly, reminding the paramedic to exchange narcs and not just memes at the hospital, ensuring that the monitor cables and IV lines don't strangle the patient while transferring them from stretcher to bed, reminding the paramedic to wear gloves, and remembering to grab the drug box on a code.

"So I'm training Andrew to be my new medic-sitter....so far it's going pretty well, except earlier he forgot to remind me that I needed to call medical control for Lopressor."

"I had to medic-sit Adam's hungover ass the other day. I reminded him of the patient's name 4 times on the way to the hospital."

Medic-Sitter by BSIscenesafety June 1, 2020

medic droid 

the best fucking band ever.

The Medic Droid rocks pretty fucking hard!

medic droid by omfgitsali November 7, 2007

medic chain 

a term used in tf2 when a medic healing someone is taking fire, so another medic heals the original medic to keep them alive.

medic: i need a medic!

medic 2: i gotchu fam. medic chain activate.

medic chain by mantis_shrimp January 26, 2019

medic humping 

To ride an emergency vehicle's ass, taking advantage of the high speed and broken traffic

tech support guy: Shit, dude, we're late for work!
sales guy: I hear an ambulance coming. Let's medic hump to work!
tech support guy: Fo sho! Medic Humping is the Shizzle!

medic humping by Jager L July 18, 2007

medic truck 

a first responce velichle equiped with specialty gear to administer advanced frist aid to the sick and injured.

medic 825 in route at 15:35

medic truck by kerry bateman June 16, 2004