I me be a melon!

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

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I/ME/MINER

A person who is only interested in him or herself, devoid of empathy, or concern for others, or, for the environment, i.e., as long as I get what I want for me and my family . . .

Usually a very shallow person, whose every wish/need is fulfilled instantly, if possible, regardless of who/what is damaged in the process. These people are thoughtless and grasping, use the words "like", "well, actually" in every sentence, and can be found driving 15 miles over the posted speed limit in a 6,000 lb. SUV, while talking on a cell phone and eating, because they are late.

by S D Observer July 23, 2005

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Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.

Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.

by michaelray703 July 31, 2008

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Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

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