When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
by chubbzilla January 13, 2016
The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio
by Hyruki December 02, 2009
Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.
3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster
by throbmelongtime July 21, 2009
I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!
by Booger July 15, 2004
by korianaa c February 01, 2009
by Two can chew October 10, 2015
after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.
by JAMES BRADY October 13, 2007