Mass 

A word meaning my ass, shortened to Mass

Example 1: "Dude, Mass hurts."

Exapmle 2: "Mass got pounded last night."

Example 3: "Stop touching Mass."

Mass by GeneralMudButt November 30, 2011

Mass 

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

Mass by Eliyahu March 30, 2012

mass 

two people, as dictated by lord nicholas merle of the moving target

hey, that man killed two people, he is mass deathmatching

mass by chris_clear June 9, 2017

Mass 

When you go to somewhere and mrs clause or Santa is having sexual intrcorurse

I went to town and I saw a mass

Mass by Duck Cheney December 18, 2019

mass 

Un mass est un terme utilisé principalement par les baby boomers. Il designe un morceau de tissu porté au visage permetant d'éviter la proliferation de germes, bacteries et virus. Le baby boomer prefere le porter en dessous du nez, sous le menton, dans sa poche, ou meme ne pas le porter puisque il n'y a pas penser. À noter que le baby boomer n'hesitera pas à toucher multiples surfaces potentiellement impropre et par la suite descendre son masque et se grater le visage.

-Madame, vous avez oublié votre masque.
-A mon doux, mon mass.

-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.

mass by PinkLady2004 October 8, 2020

Mass 

It can be anything

That was some good mass

Mass by Poe2003 April 8, 2022

Mass 

Mass is a guy who smells like diarrea and farts, he knows it too.

His DOL is very big tho.

USGA: YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS, I LOVE THUMASH!!!
MASS: NO I LOVE YOU DADDY I DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS!!!

Mass by poq sloq October 6, 2022