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getting mason

"getting mason" is when you get head while you're playing video games.
Example 1:
Me: *calls someone* Vincent! We needa talk!
Vincent: I CAN'T! I'M BUSY!
Me: Vincent! ARE YOU GETTING MASON AGAIN!!!!!
Vincent: NO!!!!!!!!

Me: VINCENT!!!!!!

Example 2:

Me: Vincent stop trying to get that mason! YOU AIN'T GETTING ANY!!!!
Vincent: SHUT UP! Jackass!
by PinkFlamingoClan January 6, 2012
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Harry Mason

32 year old widowed writer. Ventures to the town of Silent Hill on vacation with his daughter only to discover that it is literally a personication of the pain and memories of Alessa Gillespie, filled with harrowing images of pain and suffering, demon children weilding knives ready to chop his dick off, demonic doctors and nurses, among endless woes without end.
...No sweat.
Harry Mason is known for being the most badass underdog video game protagonist in excistence. Anyone who plays the game will know that this is a man who can whoop Master Chief's ass anyday. This is a man who will blindly run into the worst of horrors anyone can ever imagine without showing any sort of remote fear whatsoever, nothing less than the sheer determination for the only thing he gives a shit about: his daughter.
Harry beats the ever-lovin' shit out of any monster that comes in his way with an iron pipe or whatever else he has near him and doesn't complain. When he speaks, he is monotonous and unafraid and determined. Nothing breaks him, and nothing will stop him from finding his daughter. If you're in his way, back the fuck off, otherwise this fucker will beat your skull in with a pipe, stomp on your face while you're on the ground, headlock you, and ask you in a monotonous and calm tone: "Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair?"
He's a dimwit sometimes, but redeems that by being totally awesome.
Harry Mason is such a badass, he blasted a nurses' skull open with a fire-ax, curb stomped the shit out of her while she was on the ground, then proceeded to not give a shit about it.
by StuffedMannequin1 April 12, 2010
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WB Mason

An office supplies company in which the man on the front looks like John Wilkes Booth.
by CaptainPete2024 October 14, 2023
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John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.
Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.
by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009
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mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!
by Roseville DB January 25, 2018
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alex mason

A badass man in the army from a couple of video games known as black ops and black ops 2. Known to see reznov and can see numbers
God i wish i was a alex mason
by Kobedunker631 June 10, 2018
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Mason Mapes

One who you will want to keep away from your girl. He has an aura of BDE just like Chernobyl being radioactive.
His towering stature of 6'5" will without a doubt make you and your girl wet in seconds. What's that? You don't go outside because you only play video games? Well, you're not safe either my friend. Mason Mapes is a Distinguished master Guardian in Counter Strike. He will for sure one tap you anyway on the map, before you even see him. Warning: Keep Safe distance between you and Mason Mapes, he has too much power.
Chernobyl Employee: "Oh Shitttt! We're all gonna die!
2nd Chernobyl Employee: "Forget that dawg, Mason Mapes is coming!"
by Peaenut July 23, 2019
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