manstruating

manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.

Brian has been a bitch all day; he must be manstruating.

by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005

Macstruation

A syndrome that can only be cured using an iPad.

When Apple Fanboys start their macstruation, they need at least an iPad to cure it.

by mkt3000 January 27, 2010

Manstravaganza

A sleepover involving only 30 year old and up men, and maybe a wife or two to supervise.

John left his wife and needed a place to crash tonight so we are having a "manstravaganza" at my apartment. BYOB!!!!! Can also take the form of a camp-out so its not as obvious.

by JBMoney5302 December 19, 2010

manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010

manstruation

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.

'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'

by Fishballs December 16, 2008

Menstrual Warrior

Another word for tampons.

Helen's rag is coming and she will need to pack a few menstrual warriors.

by perishable517 May 21, 2005