A very amazing man with beautiful blue eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.
by Malachi_1476 December 22, 2017
Malachi and really cute guy! He is so freaking polite it knocks you out of the ballpark! He always says the sweetest things! Like I love you with every breath I take and I prayed for you to be my girlfriend! He really knows how to steal a girls heart! So ladies/guys go find you a Malachi! You won’t regret it!
Girl 1: Dangg girl you are so lucky wish I had a Malachi Malachi’s Girlfriend: Awe thank you! **secretly inside she knows she is**
by Your_mommmmm November 15, 2019
Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
by Farmer joe 1267 October 19, 2019
A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
Malachi is a nonce
by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022
Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings
by Your therapist May 17, 2023
by Reallygooddabber November 26, 2019