Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.
The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.
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1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
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"Dude, she keeps texting me and chatting me on facebook. WTF! I don't even like her. Why is it always the random chicks?"
"It's the strange magnetism."
"It's the strange magnetism."
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Roommate 1: "Where have you been the past 2 hours?"
Roommate 2: "Ah, sorry bro, I was taking a magnifishit."
Roommate 2: "Ah, sorry bro, I was taking a magnifishit."
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