Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

The Mac Attack

Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac

"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."

by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009

Big Mac Attack

When you're raped by a fast food employee

Carrie had a Big Mac Attack last week.
Holy shit bro!

by thisishorrible September 18, 2012

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014

Big Mac Attack

When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell

"She let out the Big Mac Attack on me while i was fuckin her.... dont trust her."

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Double Ended Mac Attack

When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.

Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack

by CatAttack420 October 18, 2022

Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.

Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008