E.M.S.D.

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.

1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"

by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

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E.M.S.

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.

"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"

by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006

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s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017

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S.M.E.W.T

S.uper
M.assive
E.pic
W.in
T.oomuchtohandle

The degree of Win surpassing Epic Win, and Epic Fucking Win by miles, this should only be used in the presence of a miracle or things that are mind blowing beyong any recognition.
see: epic win

Dude1: "oh shit dude, did you see that guy? he's fucking bullet-proof! he took like ten bullets and he still took out all of those gang members!"
Dude2: "S.M.E.W.T. dude, that was fucking S.M.E.W.T.!"

by mr. hilarious May 12, 2010

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