Munty McBear

Adv. Australian slang. Ironic.

A nickname associated to people who seem to vommit at every party due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

Note: Usually reserved for large, hairy men, as these individuals boast extravagantly about their drinking albility.

'Look at ol' Munty McBear in the bushes again. That big fella needs to learn how hold his grog.'

by Fishtaylor February 10, 2009

munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Munter Shunter

A male who has sex with unattractive females. Usually to boost his own low self-esteem or hide the possibility that he may be homosexual

David only sleeps with ugly girls, he's a munter shunter

by Phil.W August 30, 2012

Muntzed

Being beyond what normal society deems "wasted"( often times as a result of, but not limited to Jagermeister) usually resulting in outburst of racial slurs, " it's fine", "your mom", " duh. Duh, bitch. Duh.", "I'll cut your face off Tanya!", and arm and breast punches.

He got muntzed and lost a fight with that parking meter.

by Serious? May 15, 2016

muntersaurous rex

A noun for someone that is ugly

That girl over there is a muntersaurous Rex

by George_vr_08 October 29, 2018

muntaqim

Muntaqim is a funny, loyal and friendly guy. His girlfriend/boyfriend is lucky to have him in their life!

Girl A: Muntaqim is so handsome!
Girl B:ikr! His smile is also charming!

by Xander Lewis November 14, 2020

The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008