Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021

Lyndoned

To be abandoned or left in the lurch by a friend or teammate you were relying on. Especially if the lyndon-er bailed for no good reason.

Where's Jake? We have to forfeit the tournament if we don't have our full team.

He just texted me to say he's not coming... He lyndoned us, that asshole.

by SlipperyPFB June 6, 2022

Lyndon

The best father ever. He's also the best partner you could ever come across. He's a good friend, son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, husband, mentor, boss, godfather, he's just the best. He's caring, selfless and honestly one of the best people you could ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room and his laugh will surely have you laughing with him. He's loving, caring, respectful and you just can't seem to thank him enough for everything he has done for you. Lyndon is the best.

Girl 1:Look at the man. He's such a good father.

Girl 2:Obviously, his name is Lyndon.
Girl 1:Omg! Lyndon? As in the best father ever??
Girl 2: Yep! That's him!

by user13837372819 June 18, 2023

lyndon

that one mysterious asian guy with the amazing style, headphones glued to his head with good music taste. They give the best advice and an excellent listener.

there are many people in the world but lyndon is one of a kind.

by sweetpeanut November 20, 2023