Lyndon Webb

That guy that always steals and snorts chalk, while always maintaining his power of annoyance so he can keep other people away.

Look, there's the Lyndon Webb. RUN

by ppbaba June 4, 2021

Lyndon Rizz

This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.

Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Lyndon

The best father ever. He's also the best partner you could ever come across. He's a good friend, son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, husband, mentor, boss, godfather, he's just the best. He's caring, selfless and honestly one of the best people you could ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room and his laugh will surely have you laughing with him. He's loving, caring, respectful and you just can't seem to thank him enough for everything he has done for you. Lyndon is the best.

Girl 1:Look at the man. He's such a good father.

Girl 2:Obviously, his name is Lyndon.
Girl 1:Omg! Lyndon? As in the best father ever??
Girl 2: Yep! That's him!

by user13837372819 June 18, 2023

Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021