lustig

A simple minded, oafy, ugly, and/or dumb motherfucker who is employed as a rent-a-cop.

You got a job working as mall security... Why do you want to be a lustig?

by M. Berry December 17, 2005

Lutfi

Makes amazing tea and even better company. Don't touch his rug.

Lutfi's having a tea party.
We know.

by jessmeanswealthbutimbroke October 10, 2016

lusticle

The usurped scrotum contents of a man in heat.

The lusticle took over the man's mind as he watched the flapjabber undulate under the influence of a well greased and deeply sincere yodel.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

Luisito

Sexy male ,
Loving , caring ,and honest
Sweet smile , big heart ,

Aww he such a sweetheart luisito

by Lula Diaz June 28, 2016

luts

Pronounced lootz, is used in place of a swear word.

What the luts is your problem?

by JELLOOLLEJ May 9, 2010

lusion

something that you have that gives you common sense and a clear state of mind. Without it you become delusional.

David: -i've been writing an essay for the past 2 hours, i'm almost delusional right now-
Jillian: eugh
Jillian: i don't have any lusion either...

by David Glover June 8, 2007

Lustin' Bieber

An extreme fondness for twink singing sensation Justin Bieber

"I'm Lustin' Bieber, man!"

by tylercee December 23, 2009