lards

The Filipino way to say large

Dat birdie ees soooo lards

by Fobmaster May 8, 2005

Traci Lords

A pornstar from the late 70's and early 80's, infamous for starring in her first film while only 16 years old. Is almost single-handedly responsible for the modern-day porn industry's extremely thorough background checks.

Traci Lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child porn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector's items.

by The REAL 2wingo August 2, 2011

LUDS

Local Usage Details (phone records)

Number's blocked. I'll run the LUDS.

by Damien Warjri April 21, 2008

Lurdes

A beautiful Mexican Girl who is sweet and very sincere.

Look at that hot girl over there, thats a Lurdes right there!!

by asdfjk;;lkjfdsa May 19, 2009

vice lords

a gang started some time in the 60's in chicago symbols are a bunny's head a top hat and cane 5 point star and martini glass colors black red and gold numbers are 22(v) 12(L) and they in people nation mostly made up of black people

i cant roll with dat nigga..ima vl and he's a gd

by b-dog fo eva August 10, 2004

Lords of the Underworld

a band in an episode of south park that timmy joins and people get pissed cause he is handicapped

lords of the underworld are funny

by PlayDohMan March 9, 2005

Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.

Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.

by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011