Lappy

Short for laptop.
Usually used if the laptop is insanely cute and sexy.

I just love my new lappy.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

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lupper

Mid afternoon meal between Lunch and Supper. Similar to Brunch being a mid morning meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Not to be confused with Tea which is a midday snack rather than a meal.

She was hungry having had no lunch and not wanting to wait for supper she cooked herself some lupper and ate it greedily.

by Andy Bennett December 28, 2007

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LuppySwivels

When your "security" manager catches you alone in his office and crawls towards the chair and swivels it around to preform an act of fellatio.

I covered for Jerry at office and received the luppyswivels.

by Charles J. Joans February 4, 2021

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1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

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Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012

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