Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

Lundon

Lundons are the best person ever, they are eye catching, cent er of attention! They are VERY friendly, popular, charming, nice/sweetest people you'll ever meet.
They are trustworthy and cute. They have the best personalitys ever and any one will be greatful to have a lundon.
Especially Lundons Parents are very Proud of their child. Lundons are very Talented people, they are outgoing, loves to hang out with friends, nice people to talk to and great listeners!.

Great Personality.
Damn is that Lundon? He's cute to bad he's out of my League.

by Infinity_Forever February 15, 2014

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

landing strip

nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is just one strait line, nothing else.

he licked my tummy all the way down to my landing strip, and then ate my pussy all night long......

by maniak killette April 2, 2004

Sully landing

When one performs a hazardous landing, while saving every single soul (or item) aboard the falling aircraft.

America's economy hopes a Sully landing from Obama.

by Adahn January 27, 2009

the landing strip

A rectangular strip of pubic hair typically extending from the top of the pussy toward the navel. Widths may vary, as a micro or thin landing strip is typically 1/4" to a 1/2" wide, whereas a wide landing strip may be as much as 2" wide, often coinciding with the width of the thigh gap. The sides are always trimmed off straight and the hair length is keep short but not shaved. A man whose specialty is getting his woman up onto the Big O Plateau quickly and has the stamina for hours long subsequent Australian kissing, is typically picky about having a well-manicured landing strip. It is called a landing strip by men and aussie plateauers because it is indicative of the aussie kissers tongue coming in for a landing, much like an airplane touching down on the tarmac.

Since my new girlfriend enjoys australian kissing so much, I bought a nice new bikini line trimmer to help trim her bush down to be more like the landing strip which was much nicer, neater, and more presentable, so I could get her up onto the big O plateau quickly without getting loose hairs in my mouth.

by TallandThick November 11, 2013

Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.

Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"

by 7-String April 5, 2010