Lumbergh

A horrible boss who has no idea how to run a buisness. (S)He has the same lame motivational phrases which become meaningless after hearing them day in and out. Also, you totally hate his/her guts for being a total tight-wad.

For more info, See Office Space.

"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on, ohh, saturday. We need to play catch up. Oh, and you might as well come in on Sunday too. Thannnkkss.."

"I'm going to need to move you down to storage room B."

by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005

Lumberloon

The lumberloon is a deck in clash royale that takes no skill. If you use it do these simple things find a bridge and jump off, because your life has no value. You are an actual dumbass bitch.

If you use lumberloon go fuck yourself.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

Laying the Lumber

Bringing your best to an activity or performing extremely well. Used sometimes in contact sports where you are very physical and dominate.

After making a lot of big hits during a sport one would say "DANG! You were laying the lumber out there!" or after getting a very good score on a test you brag to your friends "Yea I just laid the lumber on every single question. That test had nothin on me." OR before an activity a coach might say to his team, "Get out there and LAY THE LUMBER!"

by Ethan U. December 18, 2008

trading lumber

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

Lumberjack Salad

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.

Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.

by Safd183 January 6, 2020

lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)

Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.

by cittycatroina December 4, 2013

lumberg

1)Slang--pretty much defines any useless, sneaky, overconfident project manager that makes you work overtime

"Man, I got this new job and my boss is a total lumberg."

by Mia February 5, 2004