Someone who has a COMPLETELY different personality over the phone/texts than in person. It is ridiculously annoying and a douche move. They pathologically lie and brag about how great their life is and leave "uncool" friends behind.
First Dude: "God DAMN it dude he is SUCH a virtual louis, he's really snazz in person but a complete dick in the group chat."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."
by hashtagwyattspam February 23, 2015
Get the Virtual Louis mug.He is the Sassmaster from the diamond studded land of Doncaster. And if you give that bitch a carrot he will turn around and slap with with his Gucci handbag and make you look at his Kardashian ass as he sashays away. And we all know he could've worked the Pussy Magnet.
by Ahtnamas Dnalevelc June 28, 2012
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25-year-old Tomlinson, widely known as the Sassmasta from Doncasta, hedgehog, etc. is part of the world's biggest (and sexiest) boyband, One Direction. They are currently on hiatus but not to fear, Louis is still poppin' but his ankles are nowhere to be seen. He's a twink and his accent in his newest single 'Miss You' - buy and stream Miss You on iTunes, Spotify, and PlayStore - makes EVERYONE nut.
Insta Stan 1: Louis Tomlinson is the light of my life, he is a king and I am his willing slave, he is such a precious human, and he is small, and he is beautiful.
Insta Stan 2: Sis, we been knew !
Insta Stan 2: Sis, we been knew !
by harryspeach December 11, 2017
Get the Louis Tomlinson mug.The new name given to the city of Saint Louis due to its majority black population. Everywhere you look in Saint Louis there is a group of shines, standing on street corners drinking booze.
I hate getting groceries in Shine Louis because you have to wait for all the EBTs to make their purchases.
by Johnny Rebel69 February 24, 2010
Get the Shine Louis mug.A girl who is obsessed with the singer, Louis Tomlinson. Louis girls are willing to sell their soul to the devil just to get flipped off by the former One Direction member. Louis girls are not afraid to do it the "tommo way" if you insult him.
Person: Omg Louis Tomlinson can't sing!
Louis girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! IM A LOUIS GIRL SO YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS THE TOMMO WAY!
Louis girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! IM A LOUIS GIRL SO YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS THE TOMMO WAY!
by louisgirl28 September 5, 2020
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Get the louissexual mug.1: Totally peng ; can get any guy she wants; flirty; knows how to have a good time
2. Has gorgeous eyes
3. She is very strong, but still sensitive
4. One of the beautiful people you will meet; beautiful face and hot body and amazing smile; makes a lot of girls jealous
5. The best friend ever; once she takes you under her wing, she will do anything for you no matter what happens; will stick up for you
6. Best girlfriend ever; will do anything for her boyfriend
7. Complicated and mysterious; nobody will ever quite understand how she thinks but everybody wants to try
8. The strongest, hottest, toughest, most caring, warm and kind person you will ever meet. Makes everybody around her happy and feel special. Is a true queen.
9: is very flirtatious but it's always works because she's so funny and pretty
10: You've just got to love her- all the boys do.
Louisa's tend to be thicc and have gorgeous eyes
2. Has gorgeous eyes
3. She is very strong, but still sensitive
4. One of the beautiful people you will meet; beautiful face and hot body and amazing smile; makes a lot of girls jealous
5. The best friend ever; once she takes you under her wing, she will do anything for you no matter what happens; will stick up for you
6. Best girlfriend ever; will do anything for her boyfriend
7. Complicated and mysterious; nobody will ever quite understand how she thinks but everybody wants to try
8. The strongest, hottest, toughest, most caring, warm and kind person you will ever meet. Makes everybody around her happy and feel special. Is a true queen.
9: is very flirtatious but it's always works because she's so funny and pretty
10: You've just got to love her- all the boys do.
Louisa's tend to be thicc and have gorgeous eyes
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