Loomer

Noun. One who constantly reinforces just how misinformed or dumb they may be.

Dude - You cannot really believe that s&%t. Stop being such a Loomer.

by larsnotlarsnils June 20, 2025

Loomered

Catching syphilis after having unprotected sex.

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.

by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024

Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet

Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomer

A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.

Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?

Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.

Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura

by GroovyWars September 12, 2024

Loomer

A baby boomer that votes liberal.

Why was the election so close?

Because there are alot of loomers in that part of the country.

by Smac613 April 24, 2025