Lonely Hitler Day 

A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...

I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...

Lonely Hitler Day by awesome oh May 18, 2009

destroy lonely 

The best rapper in the world. Signed to Playboi Carti’s Record Label “OPIUM” he is definitely one of the best upcoming artists if not the best. Lonely > every other rapper.

Destroy Lonely is the best rapper

destroy lonely by topfloorboss November 20, 2021

Lonely 

Literally everyone on this website. I mean seriously. Who would look at a website full of sex references. You would only do that if you were lonely.

Everyone on this website is so lonely.

Lonely by SpiderManGeek March 8, 2020

Lonely Pines 

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

Lonely Pines by Whoreton March 17, 2010

True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King

"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"

True Forced Loneliness by Uncool dude December 16, 2018

Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

Lonely Viking by aliens9700 May 10, 2007

Lonely Sanchez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.

"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"

Lonely Sanchez by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009