Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!
by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010
by maui059 July 18, 2011
The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.
by Moistmaster March 14, 2017
for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).
(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.
by Breakfast Family
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
by The Original Donald Trump May 08, 2023
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
by John McMenda July 28, 2020
When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.
by white guy named jacrispy March 27, 2015