Long Story Long

When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.
Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow
by MaddWopp February 04, 2022
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long-on

Someone who hugs, touches or stays on one subject of a conversation umcomfortably long. Usually unaware they are doing so.
"Man, Josh hugged me forever, he was such a long-on!"

"Ew, a guy at McDonalds was a long-on, he held his hand around mine when I got my drink for maybe ten seconds."

"Amy talked about shoes forever, I didn't know she was a long-on!"
by Katesies_Pirate December 09, 2008
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longs

shorts that go way past your knees and are 2 sizes too big. usually a belt is necessary
Dude, those longs are tight.
by blaketh May 19, 2004
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Long

Corey is long
by Coreytookthelongway July 05, 2022
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Long

Something that takes a long time and is annoying.
Sophie’s reply’s are so fucking long it pisses me off”
by Ay yo wys my g June 20, 2019
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Long

When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.
Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?!
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.
by Frowsey Murdoch December 12, 2008
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long

To have a very long penis that can penetrate deeply.
by Hot smart asian June 23, 2016
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