loesoemboe

if someone needs to leave very quickly he goes loesoemboe

'alright it was fun but i need to go loesoemboe'

by peter oranjekoek August 13, 2022

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Lamesox

Something that is lame and smells like socks.

Holy crap dude, you face is totally lamesox!

I failed English, lamesox!

by Watsatheo October 29, 2008

lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage

Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner

ryan did a lonesome john in public

by RYkWAS March 19, 2009