falco lombardi

The gay bird

*While playing smash*
"i'm going to pick falco lombardi"
"Please don't pick the gay bird. Pick Shulk"

by Ludachrysalis June 20, 2016

Falco Lombardi

A 14 year old punk on the AA official forum that thinks he knows everything.

Falco Lombardi is a dead man walking.

by Frank F Dizzo February 19, 2004

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself

I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!

by big bad balls April 5, 2010

Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).

"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"

by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009

Lombardi party

An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.

Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?

Guy 2:Jake nailed me in the eye last night in that insane lombardi party.

by TJ1254 March 27, 2008

Ben Lombardi

A very lit teacher that has red hair and a red beard too. If you went to Kipling, he teaches fifth grade and was hit by a little girl who was spinning around.

My teacher is so amazing, he must be a Ben Lombardi.

by BEN LOMBARDI FAN June 12, 2017