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lolcano

BAHAHA zomh WTF bbq SAUCE rofl LOLCANO zzz!!!
by yummytummy June 11, 2007
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lolocd

A symptom of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) where one uses the popular acronym, "lol" repeatedly at the end of every sentence, no matter what the circumstances are of the conversation.

When one has lolocd, their friends are mostly okay with the fact that they use "lol" after every sentence, though new people are often not.
Example 1: (over instant messaging)

Billy: Hey John, I've got some bad news. My grandmother died. She was with us for so long.

John: Oh man, I'm so sorry John I hope you feel better. My thoughts go out to you and your family. It's so sad that she died. lol

Example 2: (over instant messaging)

Courtney: OMFG Amanda!!!! I just got expelled wtf? I love that school and just because of my grades I can't go there anymore?!?!?!

Amanda: lol

Courtney goes offline

The people above have lolocd...................lol
by stephenzacko January 5, 2011
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Lolocaust

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017
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lolcoholic

Definition of a person who finds it physically challenging not to
-'lol'
- use the word 'lol' in speech
- use the word 'lol' on msn
- drop 'lol' into work reports or essays
- calls place names by lol, eg, linlithglol
-Hey Phillip
-Hi, lol!
-How was your day?
-Man, I'm lolled out,
-Really? No wonder with the amout of lolcopops you drank last night!
-Man. what a lolover...
-Phil, you've been like this for months on end. I think we need to refer you to lolcoholics anonymsn
by beanziegirl January 23, 2008
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lolcity

when some shit is mad funny, you can say lolcity. Very similar to lol or rotfl.
Person A-remember when I gave Megan a nut to the eye?
Person B-haha that was lolcity!!
by fleshlighter May 23, 2009
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LOLCOI

SadClown316 : LOLCOI
by Corey O September 16, 2009
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LOLCAT

Pictures of cats that make people forget about committing suicide. DEY NOM ON CHEEZBURGERZ!
Britney Spears was going to kill herself after shaving her head, but then she saw a LOLCAT with an invincible sandwich.
by KillTheDead March 26, 2010
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