Losering

Being the first one to beat someone in a competitive setting.

Dude! I losering the tournament winner!

by cowdude02 May 31, 2020

Listering

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.

Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering

by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022

loitering

littering but spelt HORRIBLY wrong!

man 1: this sign says no loitering!

man 2: you mean littering?

man 1: um... yeah *embarrassed*

man 2: why did you say imp air ass??

man 1: uhm... *rubs sweat off forehead*

man 2: never rub my forehead again.

by epicfloppagamer69 May 14, 2024

Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Aggressive Loitering

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.

We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.

by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018