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Being a loser
Brad: So whatcha up to?
Sophie: Not much, I supposed to be going out tonight, but then I realised I've got $0 money, so now i'm not going and just losering behind my computer.
losering by MicheLLe1239978 January 2, 2010
The act of Being a loser and being someone called Erin.
Wow that person is losering everyday!
Being the first one to beat someone in a competitive setting.
Dude! I losering the tournament winner!
Losering by cowdude02 May 31, 2020

Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.
"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
Townie losering by ebadeez October 25, 2010

loleringss 

The most stupid person ever. Is gay, and has a fucking stupid blue hat.
You look like a Loleringss
loleringss by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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