loonyversary

n. pl. loon·i·ver·sa·ries

1. the date on which an event, such as being asked out, occurred in some previous month
2. the ridiculous celebration of this
(shortened from Middle English lunatik, from Old French lunatique, from Latin lunaticus, from luna, moon + Latin vertere to turn)

Person A: I am going to celebrate my 3-month loonyversary with my sweetheart tonight.

Person B: You guys are so cute, it's sickening.

by 'antha February 18, 2009

Lainy

An amazing, talented, intelligent female. Offers everyone her time and is an example to follow. Often blond haired.....and can cook... oh man ... a Lainy sure can cook, and if you love her, you will love her forever, she will always be in your head.... Go find a Lainy Now......

Lainy is always there for you. Lainy is not just for Christmas, she is a friend for life!

by charles drake November 21, 2011

loinworm

Superior internet cool guy from the somethingawful.com forums who flirts with late night drunks and meth addicts, moderators, and other sluts and dudes because they represent the internet elite, at least to themselves. Makes a point of starting gossip about others, circle-jerking, and trolling. His real hangup is that he dated some fat chick once, and he can't forget how badly she e-dumped him. This burn, which happened at least two years ago, prompts his constant anger toward others who like her or knew her. He still degrades her old friends, husband, etc. He thinks that he is outstandingly funny but in short is just another internet nerd who has nothing better to do in in his life but post on some internet forums and pretend he's better than all the rest.

Hi, I am loinworm? I am the best thing that ever happened to the internet. If you don't agree, I'll hate you too!

by Mark Fpster February 20, 2005

Loony Left

Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.

Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.

by Rikstir August 28, 2015

loinky

Describes a man with a long, lean, sexy body. Similar to lanky.

That tall blond cowboy leaning against the truck sure is loinky.

That Heath Ledger is one loinky dude.

by kmich December 12, 2008

Liony

adj: lionier, lioniest
1. Characterised by being just like a lion
2. Bares an uncanny resemblance to Barry Gibb or Justin Lee Collins

Barry Gibb is awfully liony.
Jusin Lee Collins is one liony dude.

by midgetgems September 26, 2011

burning loins

A nasty itch only solved by fucking someone silly.

....example is example, but in Holy Mother Russia, an example examples.... Oh...

"I'VE GOT BURNING LOINS AND THEY MUST BE CURED!"

by 5dots September 23, 2013