alabamma logger 

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

alabamma logger by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

PHantom Logger 

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

PHantom Logger by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Geeter logger 

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

Geeter logger by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

swamp logger 

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it

Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!

swamp logger by vengence74 May 22, 2010

Hog Logger 

A really big penis!

DANG DAT NIGGAH GOT A HOG LOGGER!

Hog Logger by Underground_BANDIT April 30, 2009

Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!

Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!

Derpy Logger by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

Cold logger 

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

Cold logger by Mr Ock June 26, 2019