lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer
have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
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Dan lofts

This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure
Dan lofts is a god
by Rekorderlig February 08, 2021
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Loft Eagle

The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.
"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"
by Tom Pagut October 09, 2007
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scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.
Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?
by Tlitt January 04, 2018
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harbour loft

Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say “wow this is good music” then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3
Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet

Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!
by Mattbeenmior1265 March 06, 2023
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man loft

similar to a man cave but located on above the garage on a Ranch style house. Always a steady stream of Rock music and sausage bonding. Women need not apply.
I am going up to my Man Loft to be weird....no Hussies allowed
by Harry Sweez February 15, 2015
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1click loft

Online store that has many different categories products, and it is from world - wide.
1click loft.com
by 1clickloft March 04, 2016
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