lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer

have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2015

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Dan lofts

This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure

Dan lofts is a god

by Rekorderlig February 8, 2021

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Loft Eagle

The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.

"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"

by Tom Pagut October 24, 2007

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man loft

similar to a man cave but located on above the garage on a Ranch style house. Always a steady stream of Rock music and sausage bonding. Women need not apply.

I am going up to my Man Loft to be weird....no Hussies allowed

by Harry Sweez February 14, 2015

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Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012

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Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say “wow this is good music” then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3

Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet

Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!

by Mattbeenmior1265 March 6, 2023

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