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New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.
Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.
lobster by limit4 July 2, 2006
Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.
Hey! Come over here, lobster.
lobster by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011
A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved
I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..
Lobster by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010
1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.
1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!
lobster by Digi Koala May 13, 2005
White people. They tan on our Hawaiian (or ANY of the) beaches and turn red. Just like lobsters. They're also hella annoying and think they're so great...until they meet their fiery red death.
Walk faster, there's a lobster stumbling over. Dumb FLOP
lobster by bumbaiWUT July 29, 2011
Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.
Great....here comes that Lobster again!
Lobster by Ekaj July 16, 2008