Black Lotus

The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.

If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+

by Psydon May 13, 2005

Lotus Elise

A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.

The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.

by Wayne234 November 13, 2005

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

litmus text

A text you send your significant other to find out if they're still pissed at you from the night before or after a fight. The text is usually a short and simple-worded text like "hey" or "hi"

I got in a fight with my girlfriend last night so I sent her a litmus text to see if she was still pissed

by Gooberdoober November 5, 2013

Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021

Flying Lotus

The freshest and illest experimental hip hop producer in the game. Flying Lotus is often compared to the late great J Dilla, but has no doubt developed a style of his own. He often fuses genres other then hip hop such as ambient, electronic, jazz, glitch, chiptune, and dubstep. He is the future of raw original hip hop. Check out his label at brainfeeder.com for news and similar artists.

Floss: "Man hip hop is dead."
B: "Check out Massage Situation by Flying Lotus."
Floss: "Holy shit son!"

by Beezy- August 17, 2009

Linus

An all round great guy, rich as fuck, massive dick and gets all the bitches.

He’s so fit, he’s such a Linus!

by Liam hillister May 5, 2019