Lithuanian Doughnut

The act of forcibly feeding a person to such an extent, that excretion is inevitable. The catch, however, is that prior to them defacating, you force their face upon their own rectum thus enabling them to consume their own feces. The Lithuanian doughnut is essentially a solo human centipede.

“Yo ur bacc ok fam?”
“Im in pain, but I really don’t mind. The Lithuanian doughnut was a worthwhile treat!”

by TheAguirres November 17, 2018

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Lithuanian

The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.

-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!

by ignasvas July 30, 2017

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Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011

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Lithuanian

A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense

by iliterallycannotthinkofaname April 6, 2020

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Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.

Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...

by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018

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