ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

by Big CU December 20, 2006

Lisette

A wonder of two powerhouses - a Eurasian stunner with split personalities. An impossibly chic socialite and model by day, a cruel and commanding ice princess by night. She controls through awe, mystery, and an illegally strong pimp hand. This is a bitch who knows how to fight like a dude, not just any dude, a UFC one. But she does it looking like a supermodel. Let’s not forget the secret shelf nerd! Knows more academia than any UC faculty professor, if you need a history overview or a medical course, she’s your One Stop!

Cunning, cruel, fucking sexy and pure vanity, you know when you’re being stepped on, but damn if you can’t and don’t want to do anything about it! Damn, she’s good!

“When I grow up, I want to be Lisette!”

by LA TMZ February 28, 2020

lipse

to kiss a boy/gyal on tha mouth using tongues usually

why did you lipse dat gyal for shes nasty

by Kelz March 31, 2005

lissete

the greatest friend ever! she will stomp on a bitch’s neck for the people she loves ❤️

i love lissete! she is my bestfriend

by iloveyoulissetispaghetti May 3, 2020

Heaven Lisette

Is a beautiful brown-eyed girl who's lovable, very creative and smart, she loves attention! She never gives up on what she loves doing. She's quiet at first but when you get to know her she doesn't shut up, she's an amazing girl (:

Did you see Heaven Lisette? She looked beautiful today.

by Isabella-Marie November 30, 2013

lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011