Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.

“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”

by lemons and balls November 29, 2023

The Lion King

Best thing Disney ever came up with

Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!

by Ilikedisneyclassics October 18, 2011

crank dat lion king

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"

yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night

by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008

The Lion King

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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.

Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

The Lion King

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".

That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!

by Doctor Scientist June 16, 2010

Go Lion King on it

When someone raises his or her phone up high in order to receive better signal on their phone.

Jamie: Ughhh my message is not sending!!!
Kat: Just go lion king on it.
Jamie: oh yeah, thanks

by JTease March 7, 2013

The Lion King Effect

When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.

Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."

Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"

Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."

by Passive Paradox May 22, 2013