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A site where libtards who think they're clever come up with portmanteaus that are neither humorous nor creative.
Mental midgets usually find comfort and humor when reading the newest entries on Urban Libtionary.
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Liborio

Me and my friend went to the IHOP for some pancakes, but some Liborio beat us to it.

We better get some of these pancakes with the quickness before Liborio gets here.

I went to the grocery store for some pancake mix. But the shelve was empty, and there was a sign that said "Liborio was here"
by Li Fung Chang April 22, 2010
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Libio

- the cause of sexual desires for the best looking Mitsutomi woman.

- an extreme release of testosterone within the bloodstream that create a steady, strong signal straight to the male home entertainment system.

- cause of the kickstand that keeps a male from rolling out of bed.

- A typo.
- "Dude, my libio was raging today, I peed on the ceiling"

- "Buttercup, please stop filling out that survery...my libio is calling your name."

- "I have a boner because of my libio. Simple as that."
by Icantbelieveitsnotbutteryum April 22, 2009
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Libriphilia

Someone who is aroused merely by passages, characters, or sexually charged thematic messages in Literature.
A: Have you read All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren yet?

B: Why, yes I have, and I blame Jack Burden for my libriphilia.
by thebookthief11 August 24, 2009
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librical thump

Sex of any sort, mainly vaginal or anal as to cause thumps on a wall or such, in the library shelve area.
Guy 1:Dude, i just had a librical thump!
Guy 2:What? Howd you pull that off?
Guy 1:No one goes to the autobiography section.
Guy 2:Nice
by Mr Fergison May 28, 2010
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libroner

When one finds extensive amounts of data that exactly match a research assignment and gets erect in the library because of said data.
Jonny: Dude look at all this data on dolphin speech I just found!!!
Rodger: Whoa man your libroner is showing.
Jonny: I don't even care man this paper is MADE!
by NerdHerd December 3, 2013
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Librosynthesis

li·bro·syn·the·sis

noun
the process by which bibliophiles use books to synthesize brainfood from words on a page. Librosynthesis generally involves the brain breaking down the content and generating satisfying knowledge as a byproduct.
Neo: “Hey Rose, we’re goin to a rave u down to come?”

Rose: “No thanks Neo, I’m fully undergoing librosynthesis and have merged with knowledge that’s feeding my brain as we speak.”

Neo: “•_• wut da hell.”
by MaripoMort May 3, 2021
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