liberate

Also one of the greatest (if not the greatest) song by Disturbed.

Liberate your mind
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time

Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time

Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.

"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"

Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.

by Keael April 8, 2006

liberalese

A sublanguage used by liberals, left-wingers and politically correct people in America - largely democrats, SJWs, woke millennials, and snowflakes. Better known as the language form of political correctness.

Liberal 1: Don't you just like hate guns? Like, they're so evil! Guns kill people! Oh and they're like so racist, mysogenistic, and xenophobic and are like the cause of all the division and gentrification in this country!

Liberal 2: Like, ikr?!

Gun owner: wtf???

Smart person (whispers to gun owner): They're just speaking liberalese dude, don't pay attention.

by yowzaswowzas June 18, 2019

liberate

To kill, torture, and rule imperially.

Nationalist: I'm so glad we liberated those Iraqis!
Socialist: Yeah, the more people we liberate the fewer hate us.
Nationalist: Isn't it great how that works out?
Socailist: If I'm ever liberated, I'm going to come back from the dead and liberate you back for not getting my sarcasm.

by Socialist Realism May 22, 2006

Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.

I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.

by BennyKennedy March 28, 2009

Liberapedia

A parody of Conservapedia. Along with its older brother RationalWiki, it bravely stands up to the horribly-biased excuse for a wiki, and fights alongside its brother against religion, Donald Trump, and many other things.

Sadly though, 95% of its content is plagiarized from RW, to the point that RW is now very pissed at them. Also, it has almost zero editors left, and is now a ghost-wiki; its brother, however, has sysops in the hundreds, and active users in the thousands.

Liberapedia: Alright my loyal editors, time to expand our 35 little articles, and turn them into quality content- *crickets* Hey, dafuq did everyone go?

Meanwhile, in RW...

RationalWiki: Woo-hoo! I've just reached 1,500 pages! Goat be praised!

by R0-84N November 12, 2018

liberate

Verb meaning to invade a country in order to steal its natural resources and then to shoot all the locals.

Corruption of an earlier word meaning "to free" (the kind of word statist wankers are unlikely ever to understand because they're too busy getting secret gay hard-ons from each other's uniforms and macho crap talk even while going round trying to ban gay marriage and be total homophobes because they won't admit to themselves that being right-wing is just a way to get turn-ons).

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it" (US marine commander in Vietnam)

by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004

Liberapedia

Liberapedia is a parody of conservapedia that makes there articles incredibly liberal.
Now with 100% more truth.

I edit Liberapedia as Elassint.

by InSaNeBaGeLmAn November 15, 2007