Lex

Another term for a pedophile. A Lex usually aims for children between the ages of 4 and 7, when they are too young to understand but know what they want.

Person A: That guy raped a five year old girl last night.
Person B: What a Lex!

by MelanieLex April 16, 2007

lex

superman, batman, and the green lantern

Lex is never around when superman is around.

by Xero_art January 12, 2009

Lex

A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.

Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.

Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.

by boulderbutt April 13, 2015

Lex

A man with a big head. Basically you can replace "Lex" with every "your mother" joke .

Your Lex is so fat, his birthday spans 5 days

by NotTomButStan November 26, 2019

Lex

your name is Alexa and ur just doing a tiktok trend when you remove the first and last letter of ur name

remove the first and last letter of ur name
its Lex!

by Madison words March 14, 2023

lex

Verb meaning to shave someone's head. Derived from Lex Luther in Smallville.

One bully: What should we do to that nerd?
Second bully: Lex him.
First bully: Too mean!

by thetrimmer October 1, 2009

Lex

An individual who sucks many whale dicks.

Woah that lex likes those whale dicks

by ferdaboys786 February 16, 2017