A place, located in the middle of a corn field, in a town no one cares about. A place where you have to get up a 5:00 just to catch the bus. A place where not only are you the least priority to the school board, but also require those who have to walk to school to do so in -5 degrees. Don't talk to anyone here. The parties are so bad you'd be better off sticking your head in a meat tenderizer. They always are trying to "stop bullying", but if you report an incident they will simply write you a pass to see the school counselor. This place is full of depressed, desperate southern wannabes who cut themselves for attention. There are no clubs for you here. If you are any race besides white, be get ready for the 90% of students there to destroy your will to live with racism. Kids here also think holocaust jokes are "funny". If you do manage to meet a nice person, pictures of you and said person will become Instagram fodder. Just give it 5 minutes. Oh, yeah, don't join a club due to peer pressure. Because you know they lay that on you heavily. Next time you can, get flight lessons from the ONLY pilot in town at his hangar a few miles from the school. I recommend you fly far away the minute you enter that crop duster.
Person 1: I hate my school.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.
by AhoyMisterSqueeshward January 26, 2018
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That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
by DeadZone February 11, 2009
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an area of upper middle class, conservative, christian, white people pretending they are from the south. Part of the area of Pennsylvania widely known as Pennsyltucky. This school is mainly composed of students that move on to wither farm or go to a Penn State branch
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Get the Northern Lebanon mug.Very racist little town in Ohio. Known for having more than a handful of sex offenders and drug pushes. Safest if not caught roaming around at night, been stated "the streets of South Lebanon crawl at night". Once was home to the KKK.
by SouthTownian July 3, 2010
Get the South Lebanon mug.A small town near Springfield, Stoutland, Conway etc. Filled with a bunch of meth heads, and fake people. Don’t get close with anyone in Lebanon because they will most likely stab you in the back or lie to you.
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Get the Lebanon Missouri mug.A country that is located next to syria. It is under going several wars and political issues, which it brought upon itself.
The Lebenese people in general are hypocrites, they complain and yell at Syria and their government to get out of their country, but when Syria decides to leave they are so dependent on them.
I can recall first hand thousands of lebenese civilians flocking to Syria in the summer of 2006 during the Isreal/Hezbollah war for protection.
Yet these people complain syrians do lebanon harm.
Lebanon and their people are a waste of time, although their country is very beatiful and there girls are hot, do not judge a book by it's cover there girls are whores and lebanon is very corrupt and dependent on Syria.
The Lebenese people in general are hypocrites, they complain and yell at Syria and their government to get out of their country, but when Syria decides to leave they are so dependent on them.
I can recall first hand thousands of lebenese civilians flocking to Syria in the summer of 2006 during the Isreal/Hezbollah war for protection.
Yet these people complain syrians do lebanon harm.
Lebanon and their people are a waste of time, although their country is very beatiful and there girls are hot, do not judge a book by it's cover there girls are whores and lebanon is very corrupt and dependent on Syria.
Yeah Ali those Syrians are so dumb, I hate them.
Please Syrian citizens let us rent out your apartments lebanon is sorry !!!
Please Syrian citizens let us rent out your apartments lebanon is sorry !!!
by Rawad June 19, 2007
Get the lebanon mug.The haven of the remains of Middle-eastern christianity,created out of the French province of Syria to cater for Christian needs but is now rapidly being pushed back towards Islamic domination. A country that wants to be everything it is not, believes its European, believes its rich, believes plastic surgery makes you beautiful, but scratch the surface and you'll find the Arab country the lebanese so painfully try to hide. Food is great but attempts to sell it as 'lebanese food' are foolish, it is exactly the same as Syrian food and strongly linked to Greek and Turkish food for that matter.
Full of people that deny their Arab heritage and refuse to speak anything but English and French, as if they would rather be ruled by colonial powers than stamp their own inherited identity on the country.
Full of people that deny their Arab heritage and refuse to speak anything but English and French, as if they would rather be ruled by colonial powers than stamp their own inherited identity on the country.
by col. January 26, 2005
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